We're so excited about our new web site and all it can do, that we're asking . . . nay, demanding (!) you join up as a member! It is, of course free, and as a Fatted Calf Fanatic, you're welcome to the following benefits:

1. No Spam. We'll never, ever, ever give away, share, rent or divulge your email address.

2. A generous discount coupon for the Fatted Calf we'll email you for signing up.

3. The ability to submit your own "Favorite memory" story, Review, or web link to your own site, a Clayton business' site, or another restaurant site (no Burger restaurants though - grrrrr)

4. Occasional (once per month) emails keeping you current with Fatted Calf news.

5. Special "Members-Only" articles viewable only to site members, giving you special, exclusive information like - do we have a back door; is it proper to mix pickles and relish; the scoop on our "secret" corridor; and where our restrooms really are.

6. Our eternal and undying gratitude that you've stuck with us this long and you're ante-ing up with your email address so we can share our deepest darkest secrets to the world's greatest hamburger.